The little Bride

[oroy54]

Ther are just two of us living in this house. Children raised, but still a pain in the butt somtimes. Problem.. The two of us live here and there are 5 toothbrushes in the bathroom???? I wonder when the boss or co-workers take off early from work. The wife is painting the kitchen. She likes to paint door knobs, hinges, wall sockets, wall paper, ect. I got on to her about that. So she took off the wall socket and light switch covers. I came home from work, dark outside, fumbling for the light switch, no cover, finger goes right up in there to meet 120 volts. I scream. The wife is in the bathtub....She say's Are you home??? Never a dull moment around here.

[mattm]

Roy, You need a nap.

[spotts]

You coulda been scratchin' yer self at the time and ripped sumpthin that used to be important off...........

[Diceman]

She paints the door knobs???????
How about this, there are 20 bottles of fancy shampoo, conditioner and whatever in the shower. All over the place. I buy the simple, plain, regular stuff. That's all that gets used and it is gone in no time, while all that other junk is still there............but I have to leave it there.............
And I too can not figger out who all them toothbrushes are for...hmmmmmmmmm

[CityHvac]

And I too can not figger out who all them toothbrushes are for...hmmmmmmmmm

Didn't you host a convention at your place this past summer? .....just a thought.

[Diceman]

I threw out the one turned green, damn Robo......

[rubberduck]

I am looking at the credit card statement the other day, and I see a $30 dollar charge at a beauty store at the mall. I ask my wife what it was and she tells me shampoo/conditioner. Wow, $30...I expect to see a whole bunch of shampoo when I get in the shower. NOT. Two bottles 12oz each. Thirty Dollars. I can go grocery shopping and get all we need for the week and spend $100 and change. My wife can go with the same list and spend twice that much. Go figure.