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  1. #27
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    -I am going to Iraq for theological reasons.
    =I love pictures of former presidents.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  2. #28
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    Originally posted by spotts
    [QUOTE Hasn't given me the job yet neither........
    You can't get smart a$$ with them customers or you ain't gonna get no jobs. Wasn't you paying attention in Dale Carnegie class?

  3. #29
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    Originally posted by benncool
    Originally posted by spotts
    [QUOTE Hasn't given me the job yet neither........
    You can't get smart a$$ with them customers or you ain't gonna get no jobs. Wasn't you paying attention in Dale Carnegie class?
    You can guess........ I didn't really want this one. Tight assed farmers! [Ran for County Commish as a Democrat too, Yea, I voted against him]

    I was proud about the line with the ink pen!
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

  4. #30
    -Honey, does this dress make me look fat?
    =I like to be lied to.

    -Lifetime warranty.
    =Not saying whose life it is though.

    -Just call our friendly, 24 hour helpline.
    =Be prepared to hang on the phone for 3 hours as well as translate whatever they are saying into English.

    -That teacher just doesn't like me.
    =Maybe if I quit with the fart sounds and actually studied once in awhile.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    Bring Em Home....

  5. #31
    -This won't hurt a bit.
    =It will actually hurt like hell.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

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    Bring Em Home....

  6. #32
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    -it's a great opportunity.
    =your screwed for sure.

    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

  7. #33
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    -Me: This is a quick little job guys...... Just a couple of hours"

    =Crew: This is going to be a job from hell. Everybody's workin overtime tonite. Make sure you fill the Band Aid box.
    My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
    Walter Matthau

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