A guy from Wisconsin goes down to Miami for a vacation. Having heard about the crime etc. that goes on there, he was very nervous. He goes to a bar, orders a drink, and then sits there nervously looking here and there. A native notices him and comes over to sit by him. "I notice you look kind of nervous, what's the problem?" he asks. "Well," says the guy from Wisconsin, "I've heard there's a lot of crime down here so I'm a little scared of being a victim!"
The native replies,"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just a bunch of lies! Just relax and enjoy yourself?" "Boy!" says the Wisconsinite "I'm sure glad you told me that! I was real worried! Oh, by the way, what do you do for a living down here?" "Oh! says the native "I'm a tail-gunner on the bread truck."