Truck Jokes

[spotts]

get one of those little screw jacks and jack up 1 back tire just enough that he has no traction. It's really damn funny and takes um a while to figure it out.

[spotts]

Originally posted by spotts
get one of those little screw jacks and jack up 1 back tire just enough that he has no traction. It's really damn funny and takes um a while to figure it out.

Soak the drivers seat in water so when they sit down they get a big fat wet ass.

[Wild Leg]

paybacks NEVER end.

[spotts]

Originally posted by bwal2
paybacks NEVER end.

Thats true too. Put saran wrap over the shop toilet bowl. Under the seat, on the bowl, tight so you can't see it. Wait'll he pees on that drum!

[Edited by spotts on 12-15-2004 at 12:18 PM]

[trailerman]

Try putting linburger?cheese on the exhaust manifold wrapped in aluminum foil or drop a few small pieces in the defrost duct oooooh the smell

[spotts]

I BJ Weld'ed it to another cup in the rack.
BJ Weld a quarter to the sidewalk in front of your building.

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by spotts

Originally posted by bwal2
paybacks NEVER end.

Thats true too. Put saran wrap over the shop toilet bowl. Under the seat, on the bowl, tight so you can't see it. Wait'll he pees on that drum!

[Edited by spotts on 12-15-2004 at 12:18 PM]

Really disgusting if he wasn't just peeing.

[jonm]

Never did it to the trucks but here was one I liked to do the co-workers vehicles, need to be rear wheel drive. Take a flex duct zip tie, maybe an 18" and zip it to their drive shaft. Once they get going it'll make a racket, they stop to see whats wrong, sounds gone.

[dec]

Had a friend run a wire from the spark plug into the cab of the car under the seat so when his sister tried to start the car it would shock the hell out of her once she started the car. He came home later and his mom in tears started yelling at him asking what he had done. She told him that his sister had gone into cardiac arrest and had died. he was devistated and in tears when his sister walked out of the back room and said GOT YA.

[Edited by dec on 12-15-2004 at 06:52 PM]

[bennytec]

my sister got pranked at school last week. somebody put gold bond powder in her vents when she started up her 91 mercury tracer powder blew from the vents. she thought it was on fire. she called me all freaked out. after i got off the phone i had a good laugh about it.

Its one thing to make somthin dirty its another thing to damage somobody property. Thats where i draw the line

[mattm]

Originally posted by nevada
Note to self: Do not mess with a gay person's vehicle.

BWAAA HAAA!!!!

Fill the entire cab up with shaving cream.

[megaton]

Worked with a guy that could rig a piece of cellophane in a defrost vent that would create the most irritating whine...never could get it to work myself, though.

[slick rick]

Try pipe dope or grease behind the door handles on the truck. When they reach for the handle they get a mess on their hands. Tried it several times very funny to watch.