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  1. #27
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    Annnddd, this thread has now come full circle;
    magicrookie
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    Do you guys know any good truck jokes to play on my co-workers. Putting dope on the door handle is just getting old.
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    If you have air in the trucks turn the air off & the heat on full blast.If you have pickup trucks a carp or catfish wedged in between the cab and bed really reeks after a few days.Don't just turn the radio up....take the knob off & put it in the ashtray too.If it's getting serious you could shove a dozen sewing needles into the driver seat about 1/4 under the seat-the first bump in the road leaves an ass full of holes.you could lock the doors & shoot superglue in the lock.
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    If it has gotten down right nasty & dirty you could spend an hour or so punching out a plastic bag with a paper punch.Place the plastic inside a 1/2 cpvc pipe & take a 3/8 thread rod & jamb the plastic into the gas tank.They will drive a few blocks & the screen in the tank will get blocked cutting fuel off to the pump.
    Take your time & do it right!

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