I'm new to this trade -- and loving it

[Diceman]

Your present? I already sent it to ya.
My new book. "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Water Heaters...... For Dummies."

[bigbird]

I read the book but it`s to technical for me.

[Diceman]

I published another one, all pictures of how simple things work, I'll send it along, when it comes, just put your X on the dotted line and say thank you to the nice man.

[bigbird]

Gee. thanks. I bet you don`t believe i graduated high school
Allthough it took me 2 trys at it.

[Diceman]

I beleive after many years the principal said.....and I qoute........"pass this dumbass and get him the hell out of here already, he has a 5 O'Clock shadow at noon and the female teachers are afraid for their life."