We ARE nice...don't you know we're smiling as we rip you a new one? It's in the rules....new people get dragged over the coals just to see how tough you are...Whiners, losers, limpcheeses and weaklings are weeded out....keeps the gene pool in good shape....and you're expected to be able to dish it out as well as take it...It's really not mean spirited at all (except for Dice)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Let toast a couple o' Rye Cokes and a 24 of Molson Aye! Do they eat those weird Gravy covered French Fries called "Putein" where ya live? Did you know that in the states all our paper money is GREEN? Nearly impossable to tell a 10 from a 100 when your drunk!
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.