THE BEST EVER CHRISTMAS COOKIES!
> > >
> > > Christmas Cookie Ingredients
> > >
> > > 1 cup water
> > > 1 tsp. baking soda
> > > 1 cup sugar
> > > 1 tsp. salt
> > > 1 cup brown sugar
> > > lemon juice
> > > 4 large eggs
> > > 1 cup nuts
> > > 2 cups dried fruit
> > > 1 bottle Absolut vodka
> > >
> > > Sample the Absolut to check quality. Take a large bowl. Check
the
> > > Absolut again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1
> > > level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup
butter
> > > in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar, beat again.
At
> > > this point it's best to make sure the Absolut is still OK, try
> > > another cup, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2
> > > leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit.
Pick
> > > the frigging fruit off floor... mix on the turner. If the fried
> > > druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a
> > > drewscriver. Sample the Absolut to check for tonsisticity.
Next,
> > > sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the
> > > Absolut. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1
> > > table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
> > >
> > > Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
> > > degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the
> > > turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> > > Absolut and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
> > >
> > > CHERRY MISTMAS!
> > >
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