I have a really bad headache....

[thehumid1]

So should I turn my girlfriend down tonite and tell her I am just not in the mood?

[kgouker]

How do you know that you won't be in the mood later???

[Edited by kgouker on 12-09-2004 at 03:33 PM]

[robhvac]

Maybe your headache will go away by later tonight.

[windtunnel]

depends on which head hurts?

[coolwhip]

Put on a pair of tight shoes and you will forget all about your headache.

[simpleman]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kgouker
What the heck! I thought that I was dating the ONLY man in the world that would turn a woman down. Stinks when your "drives" just don't match! And how do you know that you won't be in the mood later??? [/QUOTE

You know you could allways call your hvac contractor.
No body better then us guys when it come to trouble shooting hot boxes.

[kgouker]

Guess I better edit this... Don't want to be on the "bad" list!

[Edited by kgouker on 12-09-2004 at 03:34 PM]

[BC1]

Come on now everyone... I can see this conversation going down a dark path. Lets keep it clean and viewable.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by BC1
Come on now everyone... I can see this conversation going down a dark path. Lets keep it clean and viewable.

OK then........no comment.......

[Diceman]

I read where that headache actually comes from being a closet homosexual. You don't find women desireable anymore and your internal psychosis creates conflict which in turn gives you small migranes. They escalate into one giant, never ending head banger that eventually leads to inability to function in society.
There is only one cure......and it ain't pretty and involves big ugly guys with pot bellies who don't use deoderant. Since Robo is on hold waiting to be "deployed" maybe he can help ya out.......good luck.

[tlcartman]

sex is the best stress relief in the world. 92% of all headaches are caused by stress, so there is a 92% chance that the sex will fix the headache, but then there is an 8% chance it won't.
of course you could post her picture, then we would have a better idea of what the odds are. if this is her then you should just shoot yourself before the headache is gone

[Diceman]

I told ya Robo would be along soon.

[thehumid1]

LMAO almost makes me wanna go back to prison but I will just watch the last season of OZ on DVD and cuddle with her instead and if she really needs it I can always sneak to bathroom and look at the goat picture I have that always does the trick.