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    With my wife away in Connecticut this week on business, I am experiencing what single life would almost be like. Then I wonder what would happen if someday she wises up and I am single again. Feeling that I am too old and too busy to do the bar scene and unsure how to start dating again, I would probably take out a personal ad to find another mate. If you were to look for a partner through a personal ad, how would you word your ad? My would read something like this:

    Divorced male, early 50's. Seeks young beautiful lady that loves the outdoors, cooking and cleaning fish. Prefer a lady that owns a boat. Please send picture of boat.

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    Only young rich babes need apply.

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    Originally posted by nevada


    Divorced male, early 50's. Seeks part time rich,young beautiful lady that loves the outdoors, cooking and cleaning fish. Prefer a lady that owns a boat. Please send picture of boat. Missing vocal cords a plus!
    Remember; your over 50 and you've served your time. There's no reason to have to be tied down 24/7 for the rest of your life.

    [Edited by htg guy on 12-08-2004 at 05:24 PM]

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