First date, she brought a buy-one-get-one-free coupon to the movie.
Didn't cost me a thing.
Been paying ever $ince.
She's high maintenance, but darn well worth it.
You should be jealous.
I'm a happy man, and she knows it.
19 years, this is the second wife. She's a keeper. We both had previous marriages. One day during the first year she says, " I just don't think I could go through another divorce, maybe a killing but not a divorce." She made a beliver out of me. I've seen her shoot!