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  1. #40
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    Talking

    I think he is tired of pounding the old pud

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    ?pud?i thought chicks had puds

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    pud you know flogging the dolphin

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    Get a dog and walk it around the park,good ice breaker and at least the dog will like you (if you feed it). Don't worry I didn't get married till I was 33 and I found the best girl in Kansas!

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    hey reply somethine??
    hey .have you ever had sex before..
    hey if the chick asks..dont say no.


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    hey reply something??
    hey .have you ever had sex before..
    hey if the chick asks..dont say no.


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    hey reply something??
    hey .have you ever had sex before..
    hey if the chick asks..dont say no.
    """pud"""?hahaha


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    Hell ......If I were you I would just be happy being single and doing what ever you want. That will change as soon as you get into a serious relationship. And when you do find someone ,take your time to see what they are really like. Usally isnt the same as you thought it would be in the long run....lol .huh what am I laughing about ....sob

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    Re: Re: Re: I've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by condenseddave
    Cool! She probably saved your life, by preventing you from getting drunk and driving!

    Next time you make it up here, give me a call and I'll take you to a couple places where you won't be able to drink.

    Just, don't tell BJ. [/B]
    Not drinking is not a problem for me. I was staying in a hotel where I encountered the nude blob so driving intoxicated was not an issue. My problem that night was closing my eyes to sleep and having visions of the Fantasia Hippo ballet dancers.....eeeewwwwww.

    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    I found her! Here is where you need to go to find miss right;
    http://www.missright.narod.ru/menu.htm
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    I swear I'm not kidding. I posted this elsewhere, but I just got back from the Philippines. I've never seen so many beautiful, educated and available women in my life. Go to any department store or mall and the place is crawling with beautiful women trying to catch your eye. Even McDonalds only hires college students or graduates. They really push education there. My wife (who is Filipina) is 39. I told her when we were there that I was gonna trade her in for a 20 and a 19 year old. She didn't see the humor in that. I swear, if I was single and wanted Miss Right, I'd go shopping there. They also haven't been corrupted by the feminists. Don't get one pissed tho, cause they'll slice your throat.

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    hvac45 Most be nice to have the money to buy a harley.

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    Re: I've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by condenseddave
    Fat stripper!

    You'll be all set, then, dude!
    i wanted to put a picture here

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