Why am I so funny??????

[Green Mountain]

I wouldn't wish Llama on anybody. I always use Hart & Cooley diffusers.

[thehumid1]

Funny? Funny? Since when did that word become interchangeable with paranoid and delusional?

[Diceman]

Hurry up and get over to Iraq Robo, they are running out of heads to chop off.

[duc dowg]

that wasnt very funny

[RoBoTeq]

There used to be a guy who went by "Diceman" who was fairly funny. What was his name? Oh yea, Andrew Dice Clay. Maybe this forum's Diceman is that old has been and still thinks he is funny.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by duc dowg
that wasnt very funny

You're just still in a bad mood cause you lost that guys gas meter.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
There used to be a guy who went by "Diceman" who was fairly funny. What was his name? Oh yea, Andrew Dice Clay.

You thought that assclown was funny????Really?

[hi-tork]

this is only a test.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....................................

[Diceman]

Somebody has a new toy I see............................................... .................................................. ....................................

[hi-tork]

Originally posted by Diceman
Somebody has a new toy I see............................................... .................................................. ....................................

Great find..

[hi-tork]

BC is gonna start giving us "timeouts"

[Diceman]

Go to your room, and no playing with your you know what in there either.......

[markwolf]

I always thought you were funny.........Thats why I cup my hand over my butt for extra protection when you are around!

[rumblefish]

Originally posted by Diceman
you thought that assclown was funny????Really?

Assclown... now there's one I havent heard in a while. You should try the new fresher version that is asshat.

[snipe70e]

Originally posted by Diceman
My wife dresses me now.

Smart wife!
Mine dresses me, we have an agreement if she does not pick out the closes she can not complain about the way I am dresses and she can not spend the night on the opposite side of town.
Len

[spotts]

Originally posted by rumblefish

Originally posted by Diceman
you thought that assclown was funny????Really?

Assclown... now there's one I havent heard in a while. You should try the new fresher version that is asshat.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said "Whats in the bowl Bitch?" Naw I never heard of that assclown.

[Diceman]

That's about the only funny thing he ever said........
And he stole my name besides.
The assclown.

[frozensolid]

Dice knows about assclowns, he has a whole asscircus.

[bootlen]

Originally posted by frozensolid
Dice knows about assclowns, he has a whole asscircus.

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Are the goats aware of Dice's asses?

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by Diceman

And he stole my name besides.

Not according to his bio;

Clay's Diceman character is modeled after Jerry Lewis's character Buddy Love from the film, "The Nutty Professor".

What's with the Jewish guys playing like they are Italian punks from the fifties?