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  1. #1
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    What a beautiful story.. This should be shared with everyone.

    Brings tears to my eyes ....











    Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end

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    gessssssssssssss. I didn't no that............. been married 27 years and been doin that the wholetime..... I wasn't surpose to do that ????!!!!!!!????????? LOL

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    AMEN. LOL
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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    I have thirty five years of hands-on experience,
    I made too much money at my last job and,
    I am overqualified for your advertised position,
    but I know now that smarter is ALWAYS better than harder, and that doing it over is NEVER equal to doing it right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by richfrush View Post
    I have thirty five years of hands-on experience,
    I made too much money at my last job and,
    I am overqualified for your advertised position,
    but I know now that smarter is ALWAYS better than harder, and that doing it over is NEVER equal to doing it right.
    explain?

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    I've just enterred the world of geezerhood, excuse me for being old, I'm new at it.
    My grandkids call me Grump pa, my own kids are tired of my inability to relax, and I want to choke whoever called these the golden years.....sorry about my whining.

    not so bad though, at least my resume looks good (until they see the dates).

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    Quote Originally Posted by richfrush View Post
    I've just enterred the world of geezerhood, excuse me for being old, I'm new at it.
    My grandkids call me Grump pa, my own kids are tired of my inability to relax, and I want to choke whoever called these the golden years.....sorry about my whining.

    not so bad though, at least my resume looks good (until they see the dates).
    You think you have problems? I'm 59 with a 2-year-old boy and a new baby. My retirement has been cancelled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garya505 View Post
    You think you have problems? I'm 59 with a 2-year-old boy and a new baby. My retirement has been cancelled.
    You asked for it..looks like your a glutton for punishment
    You don't have to ASK

    What I'm Against...

    If you know what

    I'm For...

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    Quote Originally Posted by A/C guy's chick View Post
    You asked for it..looks like your a glutton for punishment
    I make jokes about it, but actually I have to confess that I love it. Even when the baby is crying and the 2-yearl-old is having a tantrum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by garya505 View Post
    I make jokes about it, but actually I have to confess that I love it. Even when the baby is crying and the 2-yearl-old is having a tantrum.
    Just turn off your hearing aid
    It's a mechanical device, designed by humans, built by humans and operated by humans. What could possibly go wrong?

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    hey gary

    All I can say is
    its a good thing I bought that box of rubber gloves. now I never have to worry about my hand swelling up...


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