Yet another Blonde Joke
A blonde is speeding and is pulled over by a blonde police officer. The officer comes to the window and asks to see her driver's license. "What's that?" asks the blonde. "It's a little, square piece of paper that has your picture on it." replies the blonde police officer. The blonde dig and digs through her purse and finally finds a mirror. "Here's a picture of me!" she says, and hands the mirror to the officer. The blonde officer studies the mirror carefully, hands it back to the driver, and says, "If I had known that you were a police officer, I would never have pulled you over!"
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.