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  1. #1
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    Here's something to think about.

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After
    two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing
    'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
    resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer,

    wine or hard liquor?

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and

    barbecued ribs?

    'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
    all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
    golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or

    have lots of sex?'

    'No,' I said...

    He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do

    you even give crap?
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  2. #2
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    really

  3. #3
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    ain't that the truth!!!!!!
    It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt.

  4. #4
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    I love that!
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

  5. #5
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    Younger men have time available to jump hurdles and climb mountains. I am already on the other side of the hill. It’s no less challenging, but I know now that smarter is ALWAYS better than harder, and that doing it over is NEVER equal to doing it right.

  6. #6
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    I used to do all those things...

    Now I spend lots of time thinking about doing those things...

    They tell me the memory is the next to go.

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by gevans View Post
    I used to do all those things...

    Now I spend lots of time thinking about doing those things...

    They tell me the memory is the next to go.
    Guess your in trouble then
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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