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  1. #1
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    Dec 2009
    maroon lazyboy
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    Sharp gruppy blind guy joke

    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.
    She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
    A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.
    She says, ''Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?''
    He says, ''Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.''
    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
    He says, ''That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00"
    She says, ''It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!''
    As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
    ''Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,'' he says.
    She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
    The man rings up the sale and says, ''That'll be $34.50 please.''
    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, ''Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?''
    He replies, ''Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50

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    Dec 2002
    SouthEast NC ICW & Piedmont Foothills
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    that'll work everyday

    It`s better to be silent and thought the fool; than speak and remove all doubt.

  3. #3
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    houston, texas
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    that is a good one.
    I'm not tolerating Political Correctness anymore, from now on it's tell it like it is.

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