according to Meg Whitman who is running for ...something...out here,
70% of all welfare recipients live right here in California!
so i'd like to thank all of you for putting in those extra hours to help support Northern Mexico and Compton.
i'd like to give a special shout out to "Honest Abe" Abraham Lincoln for killing all those dumb southerners to make sure Federal supremacy was dominant so you guys can't opt out with your state.
thank you, peace out.