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  1. #1
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    Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
    Afghanistan Cruise

    We at Carnival Cruise Lines
    didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
    had promised to leave the country if
    George W. Bush became President.
    With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
    for those who still want to keep their promise!

    Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg,
    Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets and report to
    Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
    "Elation," which has been commissioned
    to take you to your new vacation homes
    in Afghanistan.
    You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
    a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Palm Beach,Broward,
    and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay...
    at least four more years

    Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

    Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,

    Al Gore as cruise director,

    Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,

    Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
    and emergency procedures director,

    and
    Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

    If you have any questions about making arrangements
    for your homes,friends and loved ones,
    please direct your comments to
    Senator Hillary Clinton.

    Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
    can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

    Bon Voyage!

    Is this a great country or what!
    Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
    Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

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    so when do they leave?

    Ba-bye!!

  3. #3
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    nightly entertainment by bruce springsteen and a live daily radio show from howard stern.

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    Al Franken could be the bagboy !

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    Originally posted by cehs
    Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES:
    Afghanistan Cruise

    We at Carnival Cruise Lines
    didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
    had promised to leave the country if
    George W. Bush became President.
    With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
    for those who still want to keep their promise!

    Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi Goldberg,
    Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets and report to
    Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
    "Elation," which has been commissioned
    to take you to your new vacation homes
    in Afghanistan.
    You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
    a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Palm Beach,Broward,
    and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay...
    at least four more years

    Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

    Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,

    Al Gore as cruise director,

    Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,

    Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
    and emergency procedures director,

    and
    Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

    If you have any questions about making arrangements
    for your homes,friends and loved ones,
    please direct your comments to
    Senator Hillary Clinton.

    Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she
    can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

    Bon Voyage!

    Is this a great country or what!
    Make some extra room for up all those phony money hungry TV preachers. You can drop them all off in Iraq.

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    There's something we agree on, johnnie-boy. I kn ew you had at least one redeeming social value.
    No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.

    For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.

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