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  1. #40
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    Dice, you're bungling the marketing. Its a 100% efficient furnace AND HUMIDIFIER!!! (flue water vapor.) Don't forget the addons. What about a UV light to get rid of that rotting odor?

    I'll take a 15% cut for my genius, thankyou very much.
    Jason

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    I don't want to seem to be bragging, but it does have many health benefits.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

    www.TheColdConspiracy.com

    www.Pennwood-HVAC.Com

    Bring Em Home....

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    Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?
    Teach the apprentices right... and learn from their questions and ideas.

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    Originally posted by ricm
    Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?
    From the greedy kids that get the inheritance.

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    After the inital onslaught of customer demand dies off, literally, I have Ron Popiel lined up for an infomercial deal.
    Hey cockroach, don't bug me! ©

    www.AskTheDiceman.com

    www.TheColdConspiracy.com

    www.Pennwood-HVAC.Com

    Bring Em Home....

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    Passing along a few orders...

    Dice - I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty to make some phone calls and I got a few orders for you...

    OJ Simpson said he would take two... but the price will have to be slashed.

    Ted Kaczynski was wondering if they are available through mail order?

    Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.

    Thanks Dice.

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    Re: Passing along a few orders...

    Originally posted by spyman

    Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.
    I hate to tell you this, but Dahmer's dead. He was makin eyes at a fellow inmate and the guy decided to off him first.

    Do you know why he had a refrigerator full of human noses?

    Cause he wanted to be Dahmer nose delivery.



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    Dice O Death furnace Company “we’ve never had complaint”.

    See our latest model the asphyxiation, now in pastels.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I improved on his invention.

    Now it's central and it even works with natural draft furnaces.
    I've discovered a natural law - everything gets progressively worse. Things only break down and become depleted. Life isn't worth living and everything is going to hell.

    Death is the messiah. Everything else is irrelevant and arbitrary.

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    I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.
    I've discovered a natural law - everything gets progressively worse. Things only break down and become depleted. Life isn't worth living and everything is going to hell.

    Death is the messiah. Everything else is irrelevant and arbitrary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amd View Post
    I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.

    Oh man, at first I was thinking wow Dice is still eff'ed up... then I saw the date and thought wow Dice was real eff'ed up back then ... either way Dice is/was eff'ed up ...


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    "Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." Thomas Edison, 1889.

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