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    During these serious and trying times.

    During these serious and trying times,
    people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:




    1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.



    2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.



    3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.



    4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.



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    If you did not know...The pope issued a new decree last week. The catholics could eat meat on Fridays. In retaliation the baptists are going to drink in public.

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    Twilli says thats funny Bill.
    No Heat No Cool You need Action Fast

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    Why don't baptists make love while standing up?


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