Some of my favorite lines from clients

[XcelTech]

I think she said 200ish, but that was awhile ago. One of my school prof. used to be a cop so he has cameras surrounding his home.

Before he went into HVAC, a man came to his home while he was at work and told his wife he was doing free AC system testing. Then charged her 180 bucks to clean the system and replace a bad contractor.

The guy went to jail when my prof. had footage of him sitting on his condenser for 2 hours smoking and peeing on his house.

[Mikeski]

I love it when a home-owner is over your shoulder and you just took off the panel to the unit and their first responds is do you know whats wrong with it?

or when you show up to the job and the unit has been taken apart and the home-owner goes I tryed it fix it myself but I dont remember where the wires went and the fuse blew on the board as well.

[davegreenlee]

From a customer I,ve never met, and he said it with attitude

"I need this fixed immediatley, but I don,t have any money, can I pay you next week?"

my answere
"Not a problem, however we are extremely busy, I can book you in for next Thursday"

[DavyB]

I love it when a home-owner is over your shoulder and you just took off the panel to the unit and their first responds is do you know whats wrong with it?

or when you show up to the job and the unit has been taken apart and the home-owner goes I tryed it fix it myself but I dont remember where the wires went and the fuse blew on the board as well.

I hope you charged extra for that.