"Placed us in a war to avenge his dad." -heard this so many times has to be a lie. It never has a good basis. Would take too many insiders to pull it off and nobody talks about it.
"John Kerry's wife doesn't trust him with her money, how can you trust him with yours." -again same thing... but funny.
and i belive some people vote for him because he is inarticulate and he doesnt threaten them. he's a borderline retard" - I think you'd be a fool to think he's dumb. There's a article in the New Yorker you should read. Actually, people that think he's dumb are the dumb ones.
John Kerry couldn't give a rat's tail about union guys when it comes down to it. He has no clue. Just like the UA pres who always wanted his own hotel in an "up and coming" location. That ran double budget. That the government pushed him around.... again more crap. Especially when he contributes to both parties.
I think neither have any appeal. It's not about you, it's about them.