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  1. #1
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    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over
    her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

    In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

    God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you, she
    prayed.

    And just like that, her ears fell off.

  2. #2
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    That's funny.

    While we're on the subject !

    Sung to the tune of "Werewolves of London"
    ---Click on link for instrumental version---
    http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/de..._of_london.mid

    I saw an intern with a prophylactic in her hand
    Walking down a White House corridor
    She was vying for a place on Clinton's staff
    Ducked out behind the Lincoln bedroom door

    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...
    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...

    She's that chubby little chick, who doesn't miss a trick
    Everybody knows she likes dictation
    Better watch out Bill, and pray she's on the pill
    or stick to masturbation

    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...
    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...

    You see her prowling 'round your office door
    Better not let her in
    Little D!ck Morris got gonorrhea late last night
    Girlfriends of Clinton again.

    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...
    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...

    Well I saw old Jesse walking down the hall
    Looking for girlfriends of Clinton
    I saw Jesse Jr. he was walking down the hall
    Looking for girlfriends of Clinton
    I saw Ms. Lewinsky buying knee pads at a sporting goods store
    Her hair was perfect

    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...
    Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
    Ahhwwwooooooo...


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    Monica's also switched to becoming a Republican. Says the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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