lewinsky funny

[mtushmoo]

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over
her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you, she
prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off.

[bb]

That's funny.

While we're on the subject !

Sung to the tune of "Werewolves of London"
---Click on link for instrumental version---
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/de..._of_london.mid

I saw an intern with a prophylactic in her hand
Walking down a White House corridor
She was vying for a place on Clinton's staff
Ducked out behind the Lincoln bedroom door

Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...
Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...

She's that chubby little chick, who doesn't miss a trick
Everybody knows she likes dictation
Better watch out Bill, and pray she's on the pill
or stick to masturbation

Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...
Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...

You see her prowling 'round your office door
Better not let her in
Little D!ck Morris got gonorrhea late last night
Girlfriends of Clinton again.

Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...
Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...

Well I saw old Jesse walking down the hall
Looking for girlfriends of Clinton
I saw Jesse Jr. he was walking down the hall
Looking for girlfriends of Clinton
I saw Ms. Lewinsky buying knee pads at a sporting goods store
Her hair was perfect

Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...
Ahhwwwooooooo... girlfriends of Clinton
Ahhwwwooooooo...

[RoBoTeq]

Monica's also switched to becoming a Republican. Says the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.