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    WAL-MART SENIOR Greeter

    *WAL-MART SENIOR GREETER*

    Charley, a new retiree-greeter at WalMart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really
    tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company; obviously
    demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.*


    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.*
    "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job. But, being late so often is quite bothersome."*

    "I know boss, and I am working on it."*

    ''Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though your coming in late.

    I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. So, what did they say if you came in late back then?"



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    ''They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?'''*
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    You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim.

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