Sad Day

**pabull** · 10-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Rodney Dangerfield dead at age 82.
You have to admit, he was one funny mother f####r!
R.I.P.

**coolwhip** · 10-06-2004, 08:31 AM

My wife is so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

**Stamas** · 10-06-2004, 08:57 AM

Hope St. Peter gives him some respect.

**Diceman** · 10-06-2004, 09:39 AM

He was pretty funny, made it to 82, good for him.

**scottda10er** · 10-06-2004, 10:07 AM

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Life is just a bowl of pits.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Rodney Dangerfield

**spotts** · 10-06-2004, 10:08 AM

I tell ya, no respect.

**windtunnel** · 10-06-2004, 01:30 PM

when i was born the doctor told my mother he was sorry, he did everything he could but i survived.
my daughter was voted most likely to conceive in her class.

**dave and julie** · 10-06-2004, 01:46 PM

I've always thought the best movie he did was natural born killers, it was perfect for him.

He'll be missed.

**spotts** · 10-06-2004, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by dave and julie
I've always thought the best movie he did was natural born killers, it was perfect for him.

He'll be missed.

He was in that show?

**The Penguin** · 10-09-2004, 05:54 PM

yeah I think he was the girls creepy molesting drunken dirtbag father or step father or something like that I think woody killed him thyen thwey went on the run

**midhvac** · 10-09-2004, 06:08 PM

Man, what a shock. Hard to believe someone like that could be gone. He appeared to be larger than life.

"I worked in club once where you had to go down 2 steps to get into it. Intellectually and physically."

**acc** · 10-09-2004, 06:33 PM

my wife tells me to take the garbage out,i tell her you cooked it you take it out.

**otto** · 10-09-2004, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by acc
my wife tells me to take the garbage out,i tell her you cooked it you take it out.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mom

RIP Rodney

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