Jose and Carlos...
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of Los
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
eight or nine dollars a day.
Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills He drives a
Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads:
I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"
Jose's sign reads:
I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico.
I love it! That's funny all the way across the country 3 time zones!!!
I r the king of the world!...or at least I get to stand on the roof and look down on the rest of yall