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  1. #14
    A company was missing a step ladder from their shop so the boss put up a sign:

    "If my step ladder is not returned,
    farther steps will be taken".


  2. #15
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    Originally posted by otto
    We sell three things
    Fast Service
    Low Prices
    Quality Work
    But you can only pick two!"

    I like that

    i think i'll take the last 2
    Hire Me....

    Benny

  3. #16
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    Originally posted by bennyapprentice
    Originally posted by otto
    We sell three things
    Fast Service
    Low Prices
    Quality Work
    But you can only pick two!"

    I like that

    i think i'll take the last 2
    Don't hold yer breath!
    R2B4BTU

  4. #17
    A local radiator repair shop advertises as being the "Best place to take a leak".

  5. #18
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    Talking

    I like the one that goes.

    I'm sorry I'm not here at the moment. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back. Please let me know. Thank you.

  6. #19
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    My old boss used to have a sign on his door that read...


    COMPANY RULES.

    RULE 1-THE BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

    RULE 2-IF THE BOSS IS WRONG, REFER TO RULE NUMBER 1
    Live each day like it is your last, for one day you will be right!

  7. #20
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    Saw one that said:

    We're not the cheapest company in town and don't care to be.

  8. #21
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    Talking

    nevada should put up a sign--"Will work for votes"

  9. #22

    On the back of a painter van:

    PUDDIN'S PAINTING
    You pick it, we stick it.


  10. #23
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    Plumbers truck---

    "A Flush Beats a Full House"

  11. #24
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    lol

  12. #25
    My Dad had one for his welding shop; "Will weld anything but the crack of dawn!"

    31 Flavors had a sign which read something about the price is forgotten once the value remains. Or some such thing...


    I just visited their web site. I went thru everything! I could not locate that saying.
    Odd... it sure said alot about quality.

    [Edited by R12rules on 12-17-2004 at 12:21 AM]

  13. #26

    Goodman Dealer:

    We sell the best and fix the rest.






    Actually I saw that on a lawn mower shop, but that sounds funnier.


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