I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the
desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-heck-up
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson
preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the
problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running
I also think they have the right to pull your butt over if you
are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation the world for the next four years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should
be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to
never delay the rest of us again.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately
the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you
too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need
our country back!
Carlin for President. He'd get my vote, maybe a couple more.