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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Houston,Tx.
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    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning.

    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

    My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
    years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
    you
    as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
    with my
    18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
    upset----I
    shall be home before midnight.
    When the man came homelate that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

    My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
    about my being 54
    years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
    remind you that you are
    also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
    teacher at our local college. I
    would like to inform you that while you
    read this, I will be at the Hotel
    Fiesta with Michael, one of my
    students, who is also the assistant tennis
    coach. He is young, virile,
    and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
    As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
    will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
    difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
    Therefore, I will not be home until sometime
    tomorrow.
    __________________________________________________ _______________________
    “Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards". - Vernon Law

    "Never let success go to your head, and never let failure go to your heart". - Unknown

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    Albuquerque NM
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