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    Dead cow lecture at vet school

    Dead cow lecture at vet school

    First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
    class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
    with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine
    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first
    is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".


    For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    ******* of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
    took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on
    it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the
    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
    finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's
    tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."

  2. #2
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    now that's funny and i don't care who you are

  3. #3
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    I believe my next anatomy subject may have been that professor.
    Government is a disease...
    ...masquerading as its own cure…
    Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV


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    Can't stop laughing!
    It's refreshing to pull your head out of the box when servicing a system.

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    Thanks for long laughing

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