Tighter than piss on a platter
Tighter than bark on a tree
Tighter than Dick's hatband
So tight he won't even pay attention
Hmmmmm, I'll think of others
Frank
Ok, I know you heard this one:
Yep, that one was getting kind of old and I had thought of starting a thread to see what kind of new material I could find. Before I had a chance to come back and post it, I heard a new one that you might enjoy.He is so tight that if you shove a hunk of coal up his butt it would turn into a diamond.
If you got any good ones post them here.He is so cheap that he will force himself to burp just to cheat his own ass out of a good fart.
Tighter than piss on a platter
Tighter than bark on a tree
Tighter than Dick's hatband
So tight he won't even pay attention
Hmmmmm, I'll think of others
Frank
Tighter then a sock on a chicken
so tight he squeaks when he walks.
He's so tight when he blinks his forskin rolls back!
Tighter than a crab's a** in July
and that's tight.
Rob
So tight, he wouldn't give a nickel to se an elephant turn a flip flop.
Sshhhh. Hear that? That's him squeakin'.
No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.
For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.
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Tighter than a frogs ass...
and thats water tite.
Tighter than my wifes younger sister.
yo rabram this could get you into trouble.
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yo rabram this could get you into trouble.
Unless he's from Arkansas.
No reserve. No retreat. No regrets.
For those who have fought for it, freedom has a sweetness the protected will never know.
http://www.airwarvietnam.com/16thSOSGunners2.jpg
Proud member of KA Club
Born & raised in Alabama - wife don't really have a sister.
She did used to have a HOT stepsister tho.- I do know better than to go there .
Tighter than two coats of paint.
how about cheap?
copper wire was invented by him and his brother fighting over a penny.
The grand canyon was made when he dropped a penny in a gopher hole.
tighter than a gnats ass on a wagon wheel