Four Cajuns were sitting around a campfire near the Atchafalaya Basin. They were "philosophizing" on what was the fastest thing in the world.
Boudreaux said, "I tink de fassest ting in the werld is a 'tought', because before you ken tink of it it's already tought."
Thibodeaux said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is a 'blink' because before you ken tink about it you dun blunk already."
Alfonse said, "No, the fassest ting in the werld is lectricity because when you turn dat light switch on de lectricity travels fass-fass and the lights come on before you know it."
T-Boy said,"Ya'll all wrongg, the fassest ting in the werld is diarrhea." Everyone asked, "Diarrhea?" T-Boy said, "Yea, lass night before I could tink, blink, or turn on de lights, I don **** ma pants."