Italian book keeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks...
Enzo the bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to ever testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
He takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the
lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me." The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer
Tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger
Now, with Enzo gone, the Godfather needed a new accountant. So he puts an add in the paper and conducts a one question interview. The only question the Godfather asks is; "What is two plus two?"
Applicant after applicant annoyedly answer that two plus two is four and each is dismissed. Then, Aaron Goldstein is up to be interviewed. The Godfather is thinking that Jews are really great with money and how he might want to consider just hiring Aaron. But when the Godfather asks Aaron the only question for the interview, Aaron gets up out of his chair, walks over to the windows and pulls down all of the blinds and then wispers into the Godfathers ear; "What do you want it to be?"
Aaron got the job.
Government is a disease...
...masquerading as its own cure
Ecclesiastes 10:2 NIV
Stop it you guys are killing me.