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    Bacon Tree

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
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    > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
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    > "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
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    > With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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    > There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
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    > "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
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    > "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
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    > "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
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    > And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
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    > "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
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    > "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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    > "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
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    > Ees
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    > Ees
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    > Ees
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    > Ees a ham bush...."

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