The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists: An American Yale graduate, and a Newfoundlander. They were given a single word,then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained the word.
The word they were given was " TIMBUKTU "
The Yale graduate steps to the microphone and says:
"SLOWLY 'CROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN.
CAMELS MARCHING, TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU".
The crowd went crazy! No way could the Newfie top that, they thought.
The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and Recited:
"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT,
MET T'REE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
DEY WAS T'REE, AND WE WAS TWO,
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU!"
The Newfie won hands down.