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  1. #1
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    Theories;

    At the picnic robo went into his anti-union tirade. So the Teamsters hired by Dice to do the catering, took him to meet Jimmy Hoffa. The others are still looking for him.

    They are all laying in an unconscious drunken stupor on Dice’s living room floor, being sexually abused by a goat.

    They went to church as scheduled, and were all struck by lightning upon entering.

    The party got out of hand; the wives are out trying to arrange bail.

    They are just to hungover to type.
    A Diamond is just a piece of coal, that made good under pressure!

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    It was a Hoax. Lakeerrie found out and they tried to off him with a pellet gun.

    Just like the suposed moon landing and the governments denial of UFOs.

    And Elvis is actually running the contry. Bush is just his mouth peice.

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    More theories

    Terrorists hijacked the bus and are holding them for ransom waiting for us to cough up the money. Obviously they've overestimated the value of the hostages and our collective wealth.

    The bus driver got lost and they're in Cleveland.

    The whole thing was an EPA sting operation and Dice was an undercover agent.

    They stayed up arguing until 4am and are sleeping.

    The bars haven't closed yet.

    Robo found a 24 hour buffet.

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    They all huffed Dice's condensor dry, and are now going through the canisters in his truck.

    They're really drunk and have taken to erasing all the trailing "h"'s on the signs to the city.

    Dice is busy showing them his entire gun collection, one by one, and they're not even 30% done yet.

    If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly

  5. #5

    Talking

    You guys will never know what you missed.........
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  6. #6
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    You guys will never know what you missed.........
    Yea, well you missed everones elses secret convention. We picked this weekend because we knew you all would be gone. So, NANA NANA A BOO BOO.


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    Originally posted by Diceman
    You guys will never know what you missed.........
    There was a wirenut convention here. Everyone was asking about you.

    Did you run out of film, or was the rest too gruesome to show us?

  8. #8
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    Originally posted by Diceman
    You guys will never know what you missed.........
    I would of missed WORK

    Why did you set it up during the hottest time on the year when people are working anyways?

    Yuma,
    What is snow? Is it that white stuff in a freezer?

  9. #9
    No matter when I set it up, people would have excuses, ya can't please everyone. The end of summer things slow down up north here usually, first cold spell and everyone gets busy. Plus, and a big plus, ya gotta have a picnic in the summer months. August is almost always good weather.
    And it was a weekend ya know??
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