In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.
Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."
After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"
Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"
Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.
But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."
A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.
All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.
These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:
"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Yeah, me too. The really funny thing is we know it's a joke. If it were about dems, we wouldn't have anything to laugh about.
I always laugh at those who attack GW intelligence.
He has an MBA ( thats a masters in business Administration )
Its a graduate level degree. From Harvard University.
I'm going to bet $1000 that Workhorse doesn't even know
what is required to get into Hardvard Business School.
Most who are critical sat way in the back of the class
in high school and thanked Jesus they even got a HS diploma.
1 I had this in the "Jokes" section, as it clearly is (I'll leave my personal opinion out) and it was moved here by Boss. Do I think Bush is that stupid? No, but I think maybe a few people here may be.
2 I know what MBA stands for. I so happen was an undergrad in Business at FSU. I never followed up due to, well never mind, it really is none of your business.
3 Yes, I have a pretty good idea what it takes to get into Harvard. It takes most people a lot of hard work and damn good brains. For others it takes $$$$, you decide which one he used and I'll decide for myself.
4 For your information, I went to a small school, 500 students from K-12, my graduating class was only 12 students. I sat in the first couple of rows in most classes (except home economics) and yes I did thank Jesus for graduating. With a 3.4 GPA.
geez, people are so touchy on this site.
there but for the grace of god, go all of us