This is mythical and deep... truly beautiful...
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied, "She called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean .. . .
. . . NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
Do not attempt vast projects with
half vast experience and ideas.
I told this to my wife and she just loved it.....NOT. lol, it was worth the hit in the arm.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.