A housewife who had been married for over 25 years was doing some especially thorough house cleaning and came upon a box with two golf balls and a small stack of money. Intrigued, she put it aside and thought she would ask her husband about it when he got home from work. When he was asked, he replied:

"Oh,... you found it..."

"Found what ?" she asked, frowning.

He explains: "Well, when we got married, I said to myself that anyime I ever cheated on you, I'd put a golf ball in the box..."

She stood there, rather surprised, but was thinking that gee, twice in 25 years can't be all that bad...then she continues "and what about the stack of money ?"

"Oh, that's because every time I'd have a dozen, I sold them..."