A young couple met and only after two days decided to run off and get married.

After they where on their honeymoon for awhile, the young man said, "Honey we really haven't known each other very long so I want to tell you a secret about myself" He went on to tell her about his complusion about golf. He told her that he had to play golf every Saturday and Sunday and two or three times during the week.

She said that that was okay. Then she said, "I have a secret about myself that I wanted to tell you. I'm a hooker."

He said, "Oh, that's not a problem--just tighten up on your grip a little bit."