Pretty foul thing you tried to get away with!
Originally posted by bigbird
I had a 3' tall yellow chicken that i keeped in the pasenger seat of my truck.One morning i was in a hurry & pulled into the commuter lane to go faster.Right away a highway patrol car turns the red lights on me.So i pull over & the cop is walking over to my truck laughing,He says don`t even think of it. That bird is not a human passenger. He let me go with a warning.
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