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  1. #1
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    Apr 2010
    East of Lyndon's

    Don't mess with Texas

    A Texan is in the Marines and deployed to Afghanistan. One day he is hiding along a road. Pretty soon a Taliban troop comes walking down the road. The Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 10 Taliban!" The commander sends 10 of his men after the Texan. Pretty soon there is shooting and explosions. After a while it quiets down and the Texan hollers out,"One Texan is equal to 100 Taliban!" The commander sends 100 of his men after him and again there is shooting and explosions. After things quiet down, the Texan hollers,"One Texan is equal to 1000 Taliban!" The commander by now is angry and sends 1000 of his men after the Texan. Soon there is shooting and horrible explosions etc. that go on and on. After a long time, things finally start quieting down and one, bloody, nearly-dead Taliban fighter comes dragging himself back out onto the road. With his last breath he tells the commander,"Don't send anymore men, it's a trap, there's TWO OF THEM !!!!!"
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    State College, PA
    Now that is funny !!!
    Can someone please explain to me -
    Why is there never enough time to do it right the first time, but plenty of time to do it twice?

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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    That is hilarious...

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Love it!

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    The Zone
    I need to remember that!

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