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    (2004-07-06) -- Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry has chosen North Carolina Sen. John Edwards as his running mate, placing the first-term Senator "a heartbeat from anonymity."

    "If something should happen to me," said Mr. Kerry, "The American people need a man to step in and assume the mantle of anonymity which is my destiny."

    A Kerry campaign spokesman said the decision came down to which of the top-running choices had the least memorable name.

    "Gephardt and Vilsack were too distinctive," said one unnamed campaign source. "John Edwards is the perfect name for a man who will slip quietly below the surface of the river of history, never to rise again."

    Horn Abbot, the company that makes the Trivial Pursuit board game, announced this morning it had already created the trivia card for the next edition of the game.

    "Name both candidates on the Democrat ticket which lost to President George Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney in 2004. Hint: They both start with John, and were little-known U.S. Senators."

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    I love it

    BAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Personally, I can't see any difference between Edwards and Past President Jimmy Carter.

    Both are nice guys from the South but neither one of them have the knowledge to lead the Nation.

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    Bush doesn't have the knowledge to lead a boy scout troop, check his record if ya don't believe me
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    Hey Dice

    Check Benn's poll. You are LOSING bigtime!!!

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    Re: Hey Dice

    Originally posted by rob10
    Check Benn's poll. You are LOSING bigtime!!!
    Oh, I know this area is trolled by insecure repubs, no shocker there, wait till Nov, like the last election dems get the majority only this time they won't get shafted.....
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    If Kerry is elected I'll be the first to throw my ribbons, Ooh! I mean my medals, no,no! it's got to be the ribbons, over a fence.


    By the way, the majority doesn't elect a president, the electoral does.

    As for corruption, does it mean the same as perjury? Opps that was Clinton. Let's see here, Clinton did what he could only because he could, where's the equality?

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    Re: Hey Dice

    Originally posted by rob10
    Check Benn's poll. You are LOSING bigtime!!!
    There is a "silent majority" alive and well.

    Bush is in trouble.

    Fu(k "Benn`s poll".....

    Try the "pew"......its a little more reliable...lol....

    See you in November!!!!!!!
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    Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

    10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
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    9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

    8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

    7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

    6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

    5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

    4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

    3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

    2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

    1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball





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    Re: Re: Hey Dice

    Originally posted by miami mike
    Originally posted by rob10
    Check Benn's poll. You are LOSING bigtime!!!
    There is a "silent majority" alive and well.

    Bush is in trouble.

    Fu(k "Benn`s poll".....


    Truth hurts, doesn't it??

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    I dunno, I haven't heard the truth from the administration in soooo long I forgot what it sounds like.
    Funny thing though, Bush said when asked about Edwards qualifications as prez "Cheny could be president."


    Could be?????? He already is........
    I mean we voted all the old Bush clan out when Clinton got elected, now his kid brings em all back?? Wat up wit dat?
    Doesn't he have any friends of his own?
    Not even Ken Lay?
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    I wish someone would tell me what Bush lied about.

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    Originally posted by duckman373
    I wish someone would tell me what Bush lied about.
    You know, I was going to ask the same question!

    we're waiting!!

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    It sure wasn't about sex!!!

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