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    Dec 2003
    Citrus County, Florida
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    True Love

    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's' sweet voice from the kitchen.

    "What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

    I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

    She replied "You're having soup, a$$hole. I was talking to the dog."

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    Nov 2004
    South Carolina
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    sounds about right !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Emerald Coast
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    Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

    When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.

    He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

    Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.

    Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love.

    Every date seemed better than the last.

    On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant.

    While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.

    So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better say so now!"
    Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

    "Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
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