Next time when the cute lady at the checkout line asks you "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Asking her to "Can she get Naked" may not be the best idea.
When you do a job, Always make it easier for the next guy, because you may be the next guy working on it.
Friend of mine has a list he keeps on his fridge of cute things his 2 and 4 y/o sons say. The other day he had one that read "When Mommy ask me if I think she's stupid, I shouldn't say yes."
Go to your favorite resturant, and order a "HOT WAITRESS with NOTHING ON to go"
Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music.
Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.