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    Husband down

    Husband Down


    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up acase of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

    'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

    'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream an dputs it in the basket.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

    'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'


    On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
    "I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."
    "I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I mean to reduce its size. I do not undertake to promote welfare, for I propose to extend freedom. My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. It is not to inaugurate new programs, but to cancel old ones that do violence to the Constitution."
    Barry Goldwater

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    LOL. And that would be when the fight started????
    If you really know how it works, you have an execellent chance of fixin' er up!

    Tomorrow is promised to no one...

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    LOL! Good one Glenn!

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    I love the smell of phosgene first thing in the morning:

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