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  1. #1
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    Its cause of tomorrows a/c install. So I was going to do this at 430 today, but I decieded to wait to the morning. I stopped by on the way back from another call to check it out. I walk in the door, there is a 200 lb LION staring at me ! I aint ****ting you. They have one for a pet, its about a year old. Damn thing was growling and staring at me the entire time. This fella was NOT leased, nothing. Laying on the floor like a dog. Holy Crap!
    You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...

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    Get a good nights sleep if you can. Maybe you could count lions to get to sleep

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    Not no but hell no.

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    NO kidding.....I would refuse the job until it is put in another room. It only takes one little thing to set off a wild animal, like a loud noise from dropping a tool. F-that, it's your life and it isn't worth the piddly little cash from one damn install.
    There are 3 ways to do anything in life; Good, Fast, Slow: You can pick any 2.

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    i would take some t-bones to toss his way,keep him occupied.maybe a chair and bull-whip too,,,,liontamer!!!wonder what you would calculate load for a lion?

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    Well this will push this into the 9mm thread.
    I think its time you as a red blooded gun toting Yank to call in the constution and declare your inailiable right as an American to bear arms and protect your self. That desert eagle .50 calibre should do it or the glock .45 with the laser sights? eh? how about it? are you game? or is the "pet lion" game?
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    Here kitty, kitty.....

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    12 gage extend the tube and load it with slugs.
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    "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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  9. #9
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    Don't be a wuss, just bring along some of those fish you caught and everytime he opens his mouth, toss one in.
    Maybe stop at the supermarket and pick up some steaks too.

    Some people will do anything to get out of work.
    I think we just passed a law making it illegal to keep that kind of pet anymore. Check it out. Covered most exotic pets. Gotta have them registered and have insurance and all that. If you get et, can I have your boat?

    [Edited by MikeJ on 06-11-2004 at 03:14 AM]

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    Do NOT wear the zebra striped uniform shirt for this one.

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    Make sure you take the slowest moving helper since the slow ones always get it first.

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    Like Hill said "Don't wear your Zebra striped uniform" and under no circumstances should you dab on any of that meat scented cologne you like so much. That might not be a good idea.

    Get some pictures for sure.

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    You dont need meat scented perfume...you are meat! Make a sheet metal neck guard. It may improve your chances. Meeeeeeeeowwwwww.
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