A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents house for dinner. This
is to be her first time meeting the family and
she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal The woman is beginning to feel some discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole, and
feels a flatulence problem coming on. The unbearable gas pains
are almost making her eyes water. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets
out a dainty wind-breaker. It wasn't loud, but
everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a
chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's
feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a comforting smile
came across her face. A couple of minutes later,
she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she
didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
rip-snorter. The father again looks at the dog and yells,
"Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and
thought "Thank goodness!"A.few minutes later the woman had to let
out another one rip.
This time she didn't hold back She let a fart
that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father
looks a the dog with disgust and yells, "Dammit
Skippy, get away from her before she craps on you!"